JESUS CHRIST MY CHILD IS EVIL.*

Pure, unadulterated evil.
Pure, unadulterated evil.

The Girl:  Moooooooooom!  Come help me decide what video game to play.
ME:  Ugh! Why can’t you make up your own mind about this sort of stuff?
TG:  Well, if I play too scary of a game, I will be up all night. But, the other ones are boring.
ME:  Here. Try Max Payne. You get to be a hit man.
TG:  Like an assassin, eh? I’ve done that.
ME:  Pfft, like when?
TG:  *sinister, quiet whisper*  Mister Man hired me.
ME: 0_o

 

 

* – I’ve never been more proud.

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2 thoughts on “JESUS CHRIST MY CHILD IS EVIL.*

    1. And supergross. Mustn’t forget that. Preeeeeeeeeetty sure the CDC is gonna show up and quarantine the hell out of her bathroom.

      But, yes. They are little engines of glee and mayhem. It has been quite a ride, thus far.

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