And Who With? And How Many Times?

 

Desperate But Not Serious

if I ask you difficult questions
if I make improper suggestions
would you find that a risk to your health
would you put me up on the bookshelf
with the books and the plants?

desperate but not serious
your kisses drive me delirious

if I were kind and adoring
how would that be? very boring
Mister Pressman with your penknife
always asking about my sex life
and who with and how many times?

desperate but not serious
your kisses drive me delirious

all the advice seems so unkind
“if you don’t stop, you will go blind!”
they tell you it’s none of their business
and console you with a big kiss
on the lips and on the back of your neck
(oh heck!)

desperate but not serious
your kisses drive me delirious
desperate but not serious
your kisses drive me delirious

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4 thoughts on “And Who With? And How Many Times?

  1. Remember that time we were in tune?

    Ah – the first time I dirty danced with a boy was to “Desperate.” At a church camp. 🙂

    Adam Ant Physical (You’re So) – a fabulous striptease song
    I want to date you maybe
    I want to take you out
    I want to wine and dine you
    I want to twist and twist and shout
    I want you hard in my arms
    I want you soft on my bed
    You get the keys to my heart
    When you wear that sweet dress
    (You know, the short one)

    But you’re so physical
    Physical
    For me
    You’re just too physical
    Physical
    For me

    I want your rough house baby
    I want this right in your ear
    You let me feel your danger
    I let you make this feeling clear
    I want the touch of your charms
    The heat of your breath
    I want to say all those things
    (Those dirty things)
    That would be better unsaid

    And one of my favorites 😉

    When I met you you were just sixteen
    Pulling the wings off flies
    When an old lady got hit by a truck
    I saw the wicked gleam in your eyes
    Your sadistic suits my masochistic
    And theres a whip in may valise on yeah

    Who taught you to torture?
    Who taught ya?
    Who taught ya?

    Describe the special punishment room
    Over my garage, theres a
    Whipping post, a vertical beam
    You have to be in charge
    I payed a packet
    For a new straight jacket
    And theres a whip in my valise oh yeah

    You put my head into the stocks
    And then you went to choose a cane
    But hey your cat has got nine tails
    You like to leave me lame
    I can’t thank her, my Sunday Spanker
    There’s a whip in my valise oh yeah

    Who taught you to torture?
    Who taught ya?

  2. While we’re on the subject of sexy songs

    THE MAIDEN AND THE TINKER
    A maiden did this tinker meet and to him boldly say
    Oh sure my kettle hath much need, if you will pass my way.
    She took the tinker by the hand and led him to her door.
    Says she, my kettle I will show and you can clout it sure.

    For patching and plugging is his delight
    He hammers away both by day and by night.

    Fair maid says he, your kettle’s cracked,
    The cause is plainly told.
    There hath so many nails been drove,
    That mine own could not take hold.

    From http://www.dalbeattie.com/scotland-creetown/thewickerman/barsongs.html

    Can’t wait until I have cash so I can get the soundtracks (one import with all songs, one newer one with only 16 tracks).

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